The Real Slim Shady by Eminem | Piano Letter Notes

byadmin •
5
RH:5|--------c-----------------|
RH:4|c-D-g-A-------G-g-----G-gG|
LH:2|c---d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d-|

RH:5|--------------c-----------|
RH:4|g-D---c-D-g-A-------G-g---|
RH:4|f-------------------------|
RH:3|----b---------------------|
LH:2|----g-c---d-D-f-----f-D---|

RH:5|--------------------c-----|
RH:4|--G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-------|
RH:4|------f-------------------|
RH:3|----------b---------------|
LH:2|--D-d-----g-c---d-D-f-----|

RH:4|G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-|
RH:4|------------f-------------|
RH:3|----------------b---------|
LH:2|f-D-----D-d-----g-c---d-D-|

RH:6|------------------g-g-f-D-|
RH:6|------------------D-D-d-c-|
RH:5|c-------------------------|
RH:4|------G-g-----G-g---------|
LH:2|f-----f-D-----D-d-----g-c-|
LH:1|------------------------c-|

RH:5|------c-------------------|
RH:4|--g-A-------G-g-----G-gGg-|
RH:4|------------------------f-|
LH:2|--d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d---|
LH:1|--d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d---|

RH:5|------------c-------------|
RH:4|D---c-D-g-A-------G-g-----|
RH:3|--b-----------------------|
LH:2|--g-c---d-D-f-----f-D-----|
LH:1|--g-c---d-D-f-----f-D-----|

RH:6|----g-g-f-D---------------|
RH:6|----D-D-d-c---------------|
RH:5|------------------c-------|
RH:4|G-g-----------g-A-------G-|
LH:2|D-d---d-g-c---d-D-f-----f-|
LH:1|D-d---d-g-c---d-D-f-----f-|

RH:5|------------------------c-|
RH:4|g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A---|
RH:4|----------f---------------|
RH:3|--------------b-----------|
LH:2|D-----D-d-----g-c---d-D-f-|
LH:1|D-----D-d-----g-c---d-D-f-|

RH:6|----------------g-g-f-D---|
RH:6|----------------D-D-d-c---|
RH:4|----G-g-----G-g-----------|
LH:2|----f-D-----D-d---d-g-c---|
LH:1|----f-D-----D-d---d-g-c---|

RH:5|----c---------------------|
RH:4|g-A-------G-g-----G-gGg-D-|
RH:4|----------------------f---|
LH:2|d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d-----|
LH:1|d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d-----|

RH:5|----------c---------------|
RH:4|--c-D-g-A-------G-g-----G-|
RH:3|b-------------------------|
LH:2|g-c---d-D-f-----f-D-----D-|
LH:1|g-c---d-D-f-----f-D-----D-|

RH:6|--g-g-f-------------------|
RH:6|--D-D-d-------------------|
RH:5|----------------c---------|
RH:4|g-------c-D-g-A-------G-g-|
LH:2|d---d-g-c---d-D-f---c-f-D-|
LH:1|d---d-g-------------------|

RH:5|----------------------c---|
RH:4|----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-----|
RH:4|--------f-----------------|
RH:3|------------b-------------|
LH:2|--c-D-d-----d-c---d-D-f---|
LH:2|------------g-------------|
LH:1|----------b---------------|

RH:4|--G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-|
RH:4|--------------f-----------|
RH:3|------------------b-------|
LH:2|c-f-D---c-D-d---d-d-c-c-c-|
LH:2|------------------g-------|
LH:1|----------------b---c-c-c-|

RH:5|--c-----------------------|
RH:4|A-------G-g-----G-gGg-D---|
RH:4|--------------------f-----|
RH:3|------------------------b-|
LH:2|D-f---c-f-D---c-D-d-----d-|
LH:2|------------------------g-|
LH:1|D-f-------------------b---|

RH:5|--------c-----------------|
RH:4|c-D-g-A-------G-g-----G-g-|
LH:2|c---d-D-f---c-f-D---c-D-d-|

RH:6|g-g-f-D-------------------|
RH:6|D-D-d-c-------------------|
RH:5|--------------c-----------|
RH:4|----------g-A-------G-g---|
LH:2|--d-d-c---d-D-f---c-f-D---|
LH:2|----g---------------------|
LH:1|--b-----------------------|

RH:5|--------------------c-----|
RH:4|--G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-------|
RH:4|------f-------------------|
RH:3|----------b---------------|
LH:2|c-D-d-----d-c---d-D-f---c-|
LH:2|----------g---------------|
LH:1|--------b-----------------|

RH:6|------------g-g-f-D-------|
RH:6|------------D-D-d-c-------|
RH:4|G-g-----G-g-----------g-A-|
LH:2|f-D---c-D-d---d-d-c---d-D-|
LH:2|----------------g---------|
LH:1|--------------b-----------|

RH:5|c-------------------------|
RH:4|------G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-|
RH:4|------------------f-------|
RH:3|----------------------b---|
LH:2|f---c-f-D---c-D-d-----d-c-|
LH:2|----------------------g---|
LH:1|--------------------b-----|

RH:6|------------------------g-|
RH:6|------------------------D-|
RH:5|------c-------------------|
RH:4|D-g-A-------G-g-----G-g---|
LH:2|--d-D-f---c-f-D-----D-d---|

RH:6|g-f-D---------------------|
RH:6|D-d-c---------------------|
RH:5|------------c-------------|
RH:4|--------g-A-------G-g-----|
LH:3|----c-------c-D-d---------|
LH:2|d-d-c---d-D-f-----f-D-----|
LH:2|--g---------------G-g-----|
LH:1|b-------------------------|

RH:5|------------------c-------|
RH:4|G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-------G-|
RH:4|----f---------------------|
RH:3|--------b-----------------|
LH:3|----------c-------c-D-d---|
LH:2|D-d---g-g-c---d-D-f-----f-|
LH:2|G-g---------------------G-|
LH:1|--------b-----------------|

RH:6|----------g-g-f-D---------|
RH:6|----------D-D-d-c---------|
RH:5|------------------------c-|
RH:4|g-----G-g-----------g-A---|
LH:3|----------------c-------c-|
LH:2|D-----D-d---d-g-c---d-D-f-|
LH:2|g-----G-g---g-------------|
LH:1|--------------b-----------|

RH:4|----G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-|
RH:4|----------------f---------|
RH:3|--------------------b-----|
LH:3|D-d-------------------c---|
LH:2|----f-D-----D-d---g-g-c---|
LH:2|----G-g-----G-g-----------|
LH:1|--------------------b-----|

RH:6|----------------------g-g-|
RH:6|----------------------D-D-|
RH:5|----c---------------------|
RH:4|g-A-------G-g-----G-g-----|
LH:3|----c-D-d-----------------|
LH:2|d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d---d-|
LH:2|----------G-g-----G-g---g-|

RH:6|f-D-----------------------|
RH:6|d-c-----------------------|
RH:5|----------c---------------|
RH:4|------g-A-------G-g-----G-|
LH:2|g-c---d-D-f---c-f-D---c-D-|
LH:1|b-------------------------|

RH:5|----------------c---------|
RH:4|gGg-D---c-D-g-A-------G-g-|
RH:4|--f-----------------------|
RH:3|------b-------------------|
LH:2|d-----d-c---d-D-f---c-f-D-|
LH:2|------g-------------------|
LH:1|----b---------------------|

RH:5|----------------------c---|
RH:4|----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-----|
RH:4|--------f-----------------|
RH:3|------------b-------------|
LH:2|--c-D-d---d-d-c---d-D-f---|
LH:2|------------g-------------|
LH:1|----------b---------------|

RH:4|--G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-|
RH:4|--------------f-----------|
RH:3|------------------b-------|
LH:2|c-f-D---c-D-d-----d-c---d-|
LH:2|------------------g-------|
LH:1|----------------b---------|

RH:6|--------------------g-g-f-|
RH:6|--------------------D-D-d-|
RH:5|--c-----------------------|
RH:4|A-------G-g-----G-g-------|
LH:2|D-f---c-f-D---c-D-d---d-d-|
LH:2|------------------------g-|
LH:1|----------------------b---|

RH:6|D-------------------------|
RH:6|c-------------------------|
RH:5|--------c-----------------|
RH:4|----g-A-------G-g-----G-gG|
LH:2|c---d-D-f---c-f-D---c-D-d-|

RH:5|--------------c-----------|
RH:4|g-D---c-D-g-A-------G-g---|
RH:4|f-------------------------|
RH:3|----b---------------------|
LH:2|----d-c---d-D-f---c-f-D---|
LH:2|----g---------------------|
LH:1|--b-----------------------|

RH:5|--------------------c-----|
RH:4|--G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-------|
RH:4|------f-------------------|
RH:3|----------b---------------|
LH:2|c-D-d---d-d-c---d-D-f---c-|
LH:2|----------g---------------|
LH:1|--------b-----------------|

RH:4|G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-|
RH:4|------------f-------------|
RH:3|----------------b---------|
LH:2|f-D---c-D-d-----d-c---d-D-|
LH:2|----------------g---------|
LH:1|--------------b-----------|

RH:6|------------------g-g-f-D-|
RH:6|------------------D-D-d-c-|
RH:5|c-------------------------|
RH:4|------G-g-----G-g---------|
LH:2|f---c-f-D---c-D-d---d-d-c-|
LH:2|----------------------g---|
LH:1|--------------------b---c-|

RH:5|------c-------------------|
RH:4|--g-A-------G-g-----G-gGg-|
RH:4|------------------------f-|
LH:2|c-c-D-f---c-f-D---c-D-d---|
LH:1|c-c-D-f-------------------|

RH:5|------------c-------------|
RH:4|D---c-D-g-A-------G-g-----|
RH:3|--b-----------------------|
LH:2|--d-c---d-D-f---c-f-D---c-|
LH:2|--g-----------------------|
LH:1|b-------------------------|

RH:6|----g-g-f-D---------------|
RH:6|----D-D-d-c---------------|
RH:5|------------------c-------|
RH:4|G-g-----------g-A-------G-|
LH:3|----------c-------c-D-d---|
LH:2|D-d---d-d-c---d-D-f-----f-|
LH:2|--------g---------------G-|
LH:1|------b-------------------|

RH:5|------------------------c-|
RH:4|g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A---|
RH:4|----------f---------------|
RH:3|--------------b-----------|
LH:3|----------------c-------c-|
LH:2|D-----D-d---g-g-c---d-D-f-|
LH:2|g-----G-g-----------------|
LH:1|--------------b-----------|

RH:6|----------------g-g-f-D---|
RH:6|----------------D-D-d-c---|
RH:4|----G-g-----G-g-----------|
LH:3|D-d-------------------c---|
LH:2|----f-D-----D-d---d-g-c---|
LH:2|----G-g-----G-g---g-------|
LH:1|--------------------b-----|

RH:5|----c---------------------|
RH:4|g-A-------G-g-----G-gGg-D-|
RH:4|----------------------f---|
LH:3|----c-D-d-----------------|
LH:2|d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d---g-|
LH:2|----------G-g-----G-g-----|

RH:5|----------c---------------|
RH:4|--c-D-g-A-------G-g-----G-|
RH:3|b-------------------------|
LH:3|--c-------c-D-d-----------|
LH:2|g-c---d-D-f-----f-D-----D-|
LH:2|----------------G-g-----G-|
LH:1|b-------------------------|

RH:6|--g-g-f-D-----------------|
RH:6|--D-D-d-c-----------------|
RH:5|----------------c---------|
RH:4|g-----------g-A-------G-g-|
LH:2|d---d-g-c---d-D-f---c-f-D-|
LH:2|g---g---------------------|
LH:1|------b-------------------|

RH:5|----------------------c---|
RH:4|----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-----|
RH:4|--------f-----------------|
RH:3|------------b-------------|
LH:2|--c-D-d-----d-c---d-D-f---|
LH:2|------------g-------------|
LH:1|----------b---------------|

RH:4|--G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-|
RH:4|--------------f-----------|
RH:3|------------------b-------|
LH:2|c-f-D---c-D-d---d-d-c---d-|
LH:2|------------------g-------|
LH:1|----------------b---------|

RH:5|--c-----------------------|
RH:4|A-------G-g-----G-gGg-D---|
RH:4|--------------------f-----|
RH:3|------------------------b-|
LH:2|D-f---c-f-D---c-D-d-----d-|
LH:2|------------------------g-|
LH:1|----------------------b---|

RH:5|--------c-----------------|
RH:4|c-D-g-A-------G-g-----G-g-|
LH:2|c---d-D-f---c-f-D---c-D-d-|

RH:6|g-g-f-D-------------------|
RH:6|D-D-d-c-------------------|
RH:5|--------------c-----------|
RH:4|----------g-A-------G-g---|
LH:2|--d-d-c---d-D-f---c-f-D---|
LH:2|----g---------------------|
LH:1|--b-----------------------|

RH:5|--------------------c-----|
RH:4|--G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-------|
RH:4|------f-------------------|
RH:3|----------b---------------|
LH:2|c-D-d-----d-c---d-D-f---c-|
LH:2|----------g---------------|
LH:1|--------b-----------------|

RH:4|G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-|
RH:4|------------f-------------|
RH:3|----------------b---------|
LH:2|f-D---c-D-d---d-d-c---d-D-|
LH:2|----------------g---------|
LH:1|--------------b-----------|

RH:5|c-------------------------|
RH:4|------G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-|
RH:4|------------------f-------|
RH:3|----------------------b---|
LH:2|f---c-f-D---c-D-d-----d-c-|
LH:2|----------------------g---|
LH:1|--------------------b-----|

RH:6|------------------------g-|
RH:6|------------------------D-|
RH:5|------c-------------------|
RH:4|D-g-A-------G-g-----G-g---|
LH:2|--d-D-f---c-f-D---c-D-d---|

RH:6|g-f-D---------------------|
RH:6|D-d-c---------------------|
RH:5|------------c-------------|
RH:4|--------g-A-------G-g-----|
LH:2|d-d-c---d-D-f---c-f-D---c-|
LH:2|--g-----------------------|
LH:1|b-------------------------|

RH:5|------------------c-------|
RH:4|G-gGg-D---c-D-g-A-------G-|
RH:4|----f---------------------|
RH:3|--------b-----------------|
LH:2|D-d-----d-c---d-D-f---c-f-|
LH:2|--------g-----------------|
LH:1|------b-------------------|

RH:6|----------g-g-f-D---------|
RH:6|----------D-D-d-c---------|
RH:5|------------------------c-|
RH:4|g-----G-g-----------g-A---|
LH:3|----------------c-------c-|
LH:2|D-----D-d---d-d-c---d-D-f-|
LH:2|--------------g-----------|
LH:1|------------b-------------|

RH:4|----G-g-----G-gGg-D---c-D-|
RH:4|----------------f---------|
RH:3|--------------------b-----|
LH:3|D-d-------------------c---|
LH:2|----f-D-----D-d---g-g-c---|
LH:2|----G-g-----G-g-----------|
LH:1|--------------------b-----|

RH:6|----------------------g-g-|
RH:6|----------------------D-D-|
RH:5|----c---------------------|
RH:4|g-A-------G-g-----G-g-----|
LH:3|----c-D-d-----------------|
LH:2|d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d---d-|
LH:2|----------G-g-----G-g---g-|

RH:6|f-D-----------------------|
RH:6|d-c-----------------------|
RH:5|----------c---------------|
RH:4|------g-A-------G-g-----G-|
LH:3|--c-------c-D-d-----------|
LH:2|g-c---d-D-f-----f-D-----D-|
LH:2|----------------G-g-----G-|
LH:1|b-------------------------|

RH:5|----------------c---------|
RH:4|gGg-D---c-D-g-A-------G-g-|
RH:4|--f-----------------------|
RH:3|------b-------------------|
LH:3|--------c-------c-D-d-----|
LH:2|d---g-g-c---d-D-f-----f-D-|
LH:2|g---------------------G-g-|
LH:1|------b-------------------|

RH:6|--------g-g-f-D-----------|
RH:6|--------D-D-d-c-----------|
RH:5|------------------c-------|
RH:4|----G-g---------------g---|
LH:3|--------------c-------c-D-|
LH:2|----D-d---d-g-c---d-D-f---|
LH:2|----G-g---g---------------|
LH:1|------------b-------------|

RH:5|--------------------d---c-|
RH:4|f-G-g---D-G-dGg-c---g---D-|
RH:4|------------g-f-D---------|
RH:3|------------------b-------|
LH:3|d-------------------c-----|
LH:2|--f-D-----D-d---g-g-c---d-|
LH:2|--G-g-----G-g-------------|
LH:1|------------------b-------|

RH:6|--------------------g-g-f-|
RH:6|--------------------D-D-d-|
RH:4|--D---f-G-g-----D-d-------|
RH:4|--g-------------G-g-------|
LH:3|--c-D-d-------------------|
LH:2|D-f-----f-D-----D-d---d-g-|
LH:2|--------G-g-----G-g---g---|
LH:1|------------------------b-|

RH:6|D-------------------------|
RH:6|c-------------------------|
RH:5|----c---------------------|
RH:4|--------g---f-G-g---D-G-dG|
RH:4|------------------------g-|
LH:3|c-------c-D-d-------------|
LH:2|c---d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d-|
LH:2|--------------G-g-----G-g-|

RH:5|------d---c---------------|
RH:4|g-c---g---D---D---f-G-g---|
RH:4|f-D-----------g-----------|
RH:3|----b---------------------|
LH:3|------c-------c-D-d-------|
LH:2|--g-g-c---d-D-f-----f-D---|
LH:2|--------------------G-g---|
LH:1|----b---------------------|

RH:6|------g-g-f-D-------------|
RH:6|------D-D-d-c-------------|
RH:5|----------------c---------|
RH:4|--D-d---------------g---f-|
RH:4|--G-g---------------------|
LH:3|------------c-------c-D-d-|
LH:2|--D-d---d-g-c---d-D-f-----|
LH:2|--G-g---g-----------------|
LH:1|----------b---------------|

RH:5|------------------d---c---|
RH:4|G-g---D-G-dGg-c---g---D---|
RH:4|----------g-f-D-----------|
RH:3|----------------b---------|
LH:3|------------------c-------|
LH:2|f-D-----D-d---g-g-c---d-D-|
LH:2|G-g-----G-g---------------|
LH:1|----------------b---------|

RH:6|------------------g-g-f-D-|
RH:6|------------------D-D-d-c-|
RH:4|D---f-G-g-----D-d---------|
RH:4|g-------------G-g---------|
LH:3|c-D-d-------------------c-|
LH:2|f-----f-D-----D-d---d-g-c-|
LH:2|------G-g-----G-g---g-----|
LH:1|----------------------b---|

RH:5|--c-----------------------|
RH:4|------g---f-G-g---D-G-dGg-|
RH:4|----------------------g-f-|
LH:3|------c-D-d---------------|
LH:2|--d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d---|
LH:2|------------G-g-----G-g---|

RH:5|----d---c-----------------|
RH:4|c---g---D---D---f-G-g-----|
RH:4|D-----------g-------------|
RH:3|--b-----------------------|
LH:3|----c-------c-D-d---------|
LH:2|g-g-c---d-D-f-----f-D-----|
LH:2|------------------G-g-----|
LH:1|--b-----------------------|

RH:6|----g-g-f-D---------------|
RH:6|----D-D-d-c---------------|
RH:5|--------------c-----------|
RH:4|D-d---------------g---f-G-|
RH:4|G-g-----------------------|
LH:3|----------c-------c-D-d---|
LH:2|D-d---d-g-c---d-D-f-----f-|
LH:2|G-g---g-----------------G-|
LH:1|--------b-----------------|

RH:5|----------------d---c-----|
RH:4|g---D-G-dGg-c---g---D---D-|
RH:4|--------g-f-D-----------g-|
RH:3|--------------b-----------|
LH:3|----------------c-------c-|
LH:2|D-----D-d---g-g-c---d-D-f-|
LH:2|g-----G-g-----------------|
LH:1|--------------b-----------|

RH:6|----------------g-g-f-D---|
RH:6|----------------D-D-d-c---|
RH:4|--f-G-g-----D-d-----------|
RH:4|------------G-g-----------|
LH:3|D-d-------------------c---|
LH:2|----f-D-----D-d---d-g-c---|
LH:2|----G-g-----G-g---g-------|
LH:1|--------------------b-----|

RH:5|c-------------------------|
RH:4|----g---f-G-g---D-G-dGg-c-|
RH:4|--------------------g-f-D-|
LH:3|----c-D-d-----------------|
LH:2|d-D-f-----f-D-----D-d---g-|
LH:2|----------G-g-----G-g-----|

RH:5|--d---c-------------------|
RH:4|--g---D---D---f-G-g-----D-|
RH:4|----------g-------------G-|
RH:3|b-------------------------|
LH:3|--c-------c-D-d-----------|
LH:2|g-c---d-D-f-----f-D-----D-|
LH:2|----------------G-g-----G-|
LH:1|b-------------------------|

RH:6|--g-g-f-D-----------------|
RH:6|--D-D-d-c-----------------|
RH:4|d-------------------------|
RH:4|g-------------------------|
LH:2|d---d-g-------------------|
LH:2|g---g---------------------|
LH:1|------b-------------------|
The Real Slim Shady by Eminem Piano / Keyboard Easy Letter Notes for Beginners
Learn how to play The Real Slim Shady by Eminem with easy piano letter notes sheet music for beginners, suitable to play on Piano, Keyboard, Flute, Guitar, Cello, Violin, Clarinet, Trumpet, Saxophone, Viola and any other similar instruments you need easy letters notes chords for.

Quick guide on how to read the letter notes

how to read and play the letter notes
Each group of letter notes is played from left to right, and vertical letters on the same column are played together.

The numbers in front of each line are the octave, each octave has an unique color so you can easily follow them.

Lowercase (a b c d e f g) letters are natural notes (white keys, a.k.a A B C D E F G ).
Uppercase (A C D F G) letters are the sharp notes (black keys a.k.a. A# C# D# F# G#), look at the image below to see where each letter note is on the piano keyboard.

The lines / dashes (-) between letters indicates timing to play the notes. Just listen to the audio file at the top of the post to figure out the time lenght of the dashes (usually 5-6 dashes is about 1 second)

RH / LH means Right Hand / Left Hand and it's mostly for people who play the piano, it tells them with what hand to play the lines. Also, if you want to play a easy version of the song, playing only the RH lines does exactly that, because on most songs RH notes are for melody and LH notes are for bass.
piano letters notation and octaves
Tags:

5 Comments

Are the letter notes posted on this page wrong? Are they too hard or you know how to improve them? Leave a comment with your opinion.

  1. AnonymousApril 10, 2019 at 9:44 AM

    excuse me, but I think there is a typo on the first line. there is a >. does this mean something I don't know?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. AnonymousFebruary 10, 2024 at 5:02 PM

      It’s supposed to be a G# I think

      Delete
  2. adminApril 11, 2019 at 10:20 AM

    nah it doesn't mean anything, just a typo, fixed now.

    ReplyDelete
  3. adminJuly 28, 2021 at 2:44 AM

    May I have your attention please?
    May I have your attention please?
    Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
    We're gonna have a problem here

    Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
    Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
    And started whooping her ass worse than before
    They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
    It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
    He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
    And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
    Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
    Feminist women love Eminem
    [*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
    "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
    Look at him, walking around grabbing his you-know-what
    Flipping the you-know-who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
    Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
    But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
    Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
    But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
    "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
    And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
    And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
    And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
    Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
    By the time they hit fourth grade
    They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
    "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
    Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*]
    But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
    Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
    [*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
    Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?

    Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
    Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
    You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
    Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
    "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
    Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
    So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
    Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
    So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
    And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
    Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
    "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
    I should download her audio on MP3
    And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
    I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
    So I have been sent here to destroy you
    And there's a million of us just like me
    Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
    Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
    It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?

    ReplyDelete
  4. adminJuly 28, 2021 at 2:45 AM

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?

    I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
    Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
    The only difference is I got the balls to say it
    In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
    I just get on the mic and spit it
    And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it
    Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
    Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
    It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
    I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
    Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
    And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
    And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
    He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
    [*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling
    Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
    With his windows down and his system up
    So, will the real Shady please stand up?
    And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
    And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
    And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?

    'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
    All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
    So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
    Please stand up, please stand up?

    Ha ha
    Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
    Fuck it, let's all stand up

    ReplyDelete
Post a Comment
Previous Post Next Post