Say My Name (Beetlejuice) | Piano Letter Notes

Are you looking to play Say My Name (Beetlejuice) on the piano, using easy letter notes, but aren’t sure where to start, you’ve come to the right place! This timeless track is a favorite for many, and with our easy piano letter notes, you’ll be playing it in no time. Whether you’re a beginner or just looking for a quick way to learn, our simple format breaks down the song so it’s fun and effortless to master. Ready to get started? Keep reading, and you’ll find the letter notes waiting for you below!
RH:4|-----------------a--gf-ga-|
LH:2|f----f------------------f-|
LH:1|f----f------------------f-|

RH:4|c--------------a--gf-gd---|
LH:5|-c------------------------|
LH:4|--AFc-----------------d---|
LH:4|---af-----------------g---|
LH:2|---f------f----f------f---|
LH:1|---f------f----f------f---|

RH:4|-------------a--gf-gd-f--f|
LH:4|--------------------g-----|
LH:3|--------------------A-----|
LH:2|-f------f----f------D----D|
LH:1|-f------f----f------D----D|

RH:4|a-gf-gd-f--fa-gf-gc-------|
LH:4|------------------f-------|
LH:3|------------------f-------|
LH:2|------D----D------f-------|
LH:1|------D----D------f-------|

RH:5|---------cc-----c---------|
RH:4|------------Aa-A---f--d--f|
LH:4|----------------d---------|
LH:4|----------------f---------|
LH:3|----------------A---------|
LH:2|----------a-----A----A----|
LH:1|----------a-----A----A----|

RH:4|--A--a--g----a--aa-aa-gf-G|
LH:4|--C-----------c-----------|
LH:4|--g-----------f-----------|
LH:4|--f-----------------------|
LH:3|--A-----------------------|
LH:2|--A----A------a----a------|
LH:1|--A----A------a----a------|

RH:4|-----GG-gf-gc-cc----------|
LH:4|------c-------------------|
LH:4|f-----D-----c----------a--|
LH:4|G-----G-----a----------f--|
LH:4|C-----f-----f----------c--|
LH:3|D-----C----------------c--|
LH:2|D-----C-----a----------c--|
LH:2|------------c-------------|

RH:4|---------cD-DD-DD-D--f----|
LH:4|----------D--D--D-D--ff-Fa|
LH:3|----------g--c--g-c--A----|
LH:3|----------c--g--c-A--f----|
LH:3|----------A--A--A-g--g----|
LH:2|----------c--c--c-c--f----|

RH:5|-------------C--c--cC--C-C|
RH:4|-----------------A--------|
LH:5|--C-cD-Cc-Cc--------C----C|
LH:4|-A-----------Aa-Ff--D----D|
LH:4|--------------------F----F|
LH:3|--------------------D----D|

RH:5|-----C--D--C--c--cC-C--C--|
RH:4|--A------------A----------|
LH:5|---C-----C----C---C----C--|
LH:4|---F-----D----D---F----C--|
LH:4|---D-----F----F---C----F--|
LH:3|---D-----D--D-f---F----F--|

RH:5|---C--D--C--c--cC-------C-|
RH:4|A------------A----G--G----|
LH:5|-C-----C----C---C----C---C|
LH:4|-F-----C----F---C----C---C|
LH:4|-C-----F----C---F----F---F|
LH:3|-F-----F--F-GF--C----C---C|

RH:5|-C-----C--c--Cc--c--c--C--|
RH:4|-----------A--------------|
LH:5|-----C----C---------------|
LH:4|-----F----C---G--G--G--C--|
LH:4|-----C----F---c--c--C--G--|
LH:3|-----C--C-c--C------------|
LH:2|-----------A--G--G--A--A--|

RH:5|c----C--c--cC-----------C-|
RH:4|---------A-----A--A--G-A--|
LH:5|------------C----C---C----|
LH:4|G--d--G--D--D----F---D----|
LH:4|d--G--D--G--F----D---F----|
LH:3|------c--c--D----D---D----|
LH:2|b--b----------------------|

RH:5|---C--c--cC-------C--C----|
RH:4|-------A-----G-G----------|
LH:5|-C----C---C----C---C-----C|
LH:4|-D----D---C----F---F-----C|
LH:4|-F----F---F----C---C-----F|
LH:3|-D--D-f---F----F---F-----F|

RH:5|----CC-CC-----------------|
RH:4|-----------b-b--A--A--G--G|
LH:5|----C---C-----------------|
LH:4|----F---D-----b-----D-----|
LH:4|----C---F-----D-----A-----|
LH:4|--------------F-----F-----|
LH:3|--F-fD-F------------------|
LH:2|--------b--b--b--b--b--b--|

RH:4|--F--A---------A-AA-AA-AG-|
LH:4|------------------d-------|
LH:4|D-----d--F--A--F--A-------|
LH:4|F-----F--d--d--d--G-------|
LH:4|------A--A--F--A--F-------|
LH:3|------A--A--A--A--A-------|
LH:2|b--b--A--A--A--A--A-------|

RH:4|F--F----------------------|
LH:4|----C-DD-DD-DC-DD-DD-De-DC|
LH:2|----D--------D------------|
LH:1|----D--------D------------|

LH:4|-DC-DD-DD-DC-De-DC-De-DC--|
LH:2|--D--------D--------------|
LH:1|--D--------D--------------|

RH:5|---c----------------------|
RH:4|------A--a--A--a--e--f--g-|
LH:4|c----c------------------c-|
LH:3|e----g------------------e-|
LH:3|g----e------------------c-|
LH:3|c----c------------------g-|

RH:5|-------------------------c|
RH:4|------------c--cC--c------|
LH:4|---c------------------f---|
LH:4|----------------------C---|
LH:3|---c------------------f---|
LH:3|---e------------------A---|
LH:3|---g----------------------|
LH:2|----------------g-----A---|
LH:1|----------------------A---|

RH:4|--A--a--A--a--e--f--g-----|
LH:4|-C------------------d----f|
LH:4|-f------------------f----d|
LH:3|-A------------------b----f|
LH:3|-f------------------f----b|
LH:2|-A------------------A----A|
LH:1|-A------------------A----A|

RH:5|---------------------c----|
RH:4|--------c--cd--c--------A-|
LH:4|------------------c----c--|
LH:3|------------------f----G--|
LH:3|------------------G----f--|
LH:2|------------A-----G----G--|
LH:1|------------------G----G--|

RH:5|-------c-----------c------|
RH:4|-a--A-----f-----------A--a|
LH:4|----------------C----C----|
LH:3|----------------G----C----|
LH:3|----------------f----G----|
LH:3|----------------C----f----|
LH:2|----------------C----C----|

RH:5|-----c--C-----c--------c-C|
RH:4|--A-----------------------|
LH:3|--------------f----f------|
LH:3|--------------A----C------|
LH:3|--------------C----A------|
LH:2|--------------g----g------|
LH:1|--------------g----g------|

RH:5|c-dc-dc-dc-d--------------|
LH:3|------------A-bA-aA-bA-aA-|
LH:2|------------------A--A--A-|
LH:1|------------A-------------|

LH:4|------------c-----c-----c-|
LH:3|bA-aA-bA-ab--b-Ab--b-Ab--b|
LH:2|-A--A--A--------A--A--A--A|
LH:1|-------f--A---------------|

LH:5|--------c-----------C-----|
LH:4|----c---F-----------g-----|
LH:4|--------c-----------C-----|
LH:3|-Ab--b-A------------------|
LH:2|--A--A--A--------f--A-----|
LH:1|-----f--A-----------A-----|

LH:5|------d-----D-ef-Fg-------|
LH:5|-----------------cC-------|
LH:4|------d-----D-Ab-Fg-------|
LH:4|------G-----a-ef----------|
LH:2|---f--A--A--A--A--A-------|
LH:1|------A--A--A--A--A-------|

RH:4|----D--f--g----DD-f--g--D-|
LH:6|----D-----D-----D-----D---|
LH:5|-------D-----D-----D-----D|
LH:2|----D-------------------D-|
LH:1|----D-------------------D-|

RH:4|-D--DD-fg-----g-G--g--D--D|
RH:3|-----------A--------------|
LH:6|--D-----D-----D-----D-----|
LH:5|-----D-----D-----D-----D--|
LH:2|-C--------------------C--c|
LH:1|-C--------------------C--c|

RH:4|--DD-fg-----g--G-g------g-|
RH:3|---------A----------------|
LH:6|D-----D-----D-----D-----D-|
LH:5|---D-----D-----D-----D----|
LH:2|------------b----b--AG-D--|
LH:1|------------b----b--AG-D--|

RH:4|gg--g-gg--g-fD-c--cD-cD--f|
RH:3|----------------A---------|
LH:6|----D-----D-----D-----D---|
LH:5|-D-----D-----D-----D-----D|
LH:2|------------------cD-cD---|
LH:1|---------------A--cD-cD---|
LH:0|---------------A----------|

RH:4|--g--D-D--f--g---D-DD-DD-f|
LH:6|--D-----D-----D-----D-----|
LH:5|-----D-----D-----D-----D--|
LH:2|----------------D--C------|
LH:1|----------------D--C------|

RH:4|g----g--g--Gg-----D--f--g-|
RH:3|--AA----------------------|
LH:6|D-----D-----D-----D-----D-|
LH:5|---D-----D-----D-----D----|
LH:2|--------------C--c--------|
LH:1|--------------C--c--------|

RH:4|---g--G--g--Gg--g-gg--g-gg|
RH:3|-A------------------------|
LH:6|----D-----D---------------|
LH:5|-D-----D-----D------------|
LH:2|----b----b--AG-D----------|
LH:1|----b----b--AG-D----------|

RH:5|--------------c-----d--d-D|
RH:4|--g-fD-fg--A--------------|
LH:5|-------------------------c|
LH:4|--------------f-----A----G|
LH:4|--------------G-----g-----|
LH:2|--------------f-----g----G|

RH:5|--dc----------------------|
RH:4|-----Ag--A--f-----D----A--|
LH:5|---------d--D-----d----D--|
LH:5|------------c-----f----g--|
LH:4|---------A----------------|
LH:3|------------c-----d----D--|
LH:2|---------A----------------|

RH:5|-------d--c---------------|
RH:4|Gg-fD-----------A---------|
LH:4|-------g--f-----g----f----|
LH:4|-------A--G-----D----d----|
LH:2|-------g--f-----D----d----|

RH:4|--D--f--G-----g----g--fD-f|
LH:5|--------c-----c-----------|
LH:4|-----d--G-----G----g------|
LH:4|-----f-------------A------|
LH:3|--c----------------D--g--f|
LH:2|----fd--D-----D-----------|
LH:1|-------A------------------|

RH:5|------d-----D----D--dc----|
RH:4|g--A-------------------Ag-|
LH:5|------d-----d----D--------|
LH:5|------f----------c--------|
LH:4|------------b-------------|
LH:3|D-dc--d----------c--------|
LH:2|-----g------g-------------|

RH:5|---------------c----------|
RH:4|-A--f-----D--D----AG-gf--D|
LH:5|-F--f-----C----c----------|
LH:5|-d--C-----f----D----------|
LH:4|-a--G-----g----g----------|
LH:4|-F--f---------------------|
LH:2|-b--A-----a----G---------G|

RH:4|--f-----G-G--GG--G-G--A--A|
LH:6|--f--f--f--f--D--c--c--D--|
LH:6|--C--C--C--C--c--D--D--c--|
LH:5|--G--G--G--G--G--G--G--G--|
LH:2|--C--C--C--C--c--c--c--c--|

RH:5|------------c--c--d-------|
RH:4|A-AA-AA-AA-A--------------|
LH:6|f--f--D--D--f--d--f--f----|
LH:6|D--D--f--f--d--f--d--d----|
LH:5|A--A--A--A--A--A--A--A----|
LH:2|-----------fA--A--A--A--f-|
LH:1|A--A--A--A--------------f-|

LH:2|---f------------------g---|
LH:1|---f------------------g---|

LH:2|-g------------------D----D|
LH:1|-g------------------e----e|

LH:2|------------------f----f--|
LH:1|------------------f----f--|

LH:4|----------------------a--a|
LH:3|----------------------a--a|
LH:2|----------------g---------|
LH:1|----------------g---------|

LH:5|--------------d--------d--|
LH:4|-aa--a--a-aG-Cd--------F--|
LH:4|-------------gF-----------|
LH:3|-aa--a--a-ab-----------d--|

LH:5|C--------C--d-----d-----d-|
LH:4|g--------g--a-----d-----g-|
LH:4|------------d-----b-------|
LH:3|e--------e--F-----g-----a-|

RH:4|----------------d-----e---|
RH:3|----------b---------------|
LH:5|-C--d-----------d-----e---|
LH:5|----------------------d---|
LH:4|-g--F-----g-----g-----g---|
LH:4|----------b-----b-----b---|
LH:3|----d---------------------|
LH:2|-a--------g-----a-----b---|

RH:4|-----e--e--d--e--f--------|
LH:5|--------e--------f-----d--|
LH:5|--------d--------d-----f--|
LH:4|--------b--------b-----G--|
LH:4|--------G--------G-----b--|
LH:3|--------------------d-----|
LH:2|--g-----G-----b-----------|

RH:4|---f--F--f--F-----F--f--F-|
LH:5|------F--f--d-----d--F--d-|
LH:5|------d-----F-----F-----F-|
LH:4|------a-----a-----a-----a-|
LH:3|f-----------------d-------|
LH:2|------a-----b-----------a-|

RH:4|-f--F--f--F--f--F--g--a---|
LH:5|----------------------D---|
LH:5|-F--F-----D-----F-----F---|
LH:5|----D-----F-----D-----a---|
LH:4|----a-----a-----a-----a---|
LH:3|----------C-----d-----D---|
LH:2|----b---------------------|

RH:4|--b-----b--a-----g--F-----|
LH:5|--b--------a--------------|
LH:5|--g-----b--e-----g--F-----|
LH:5|--e--------g--------e-----|
LH:4|--------------------b-----|
LH:2|--e-----F-----g-----e-----|

RH:4|f-----------------------F-|
LH:6|------------------------a-|
LH:5|c-------------------------|
LH:5|d-----------------------a-|
LH:5|f-------------------------|
LH:4|G-------------------------|
LH:1|A-----A-----A-----A-------|

RH:4|FF--------F-FF--------F-FF|
LH:6|----------------------d---|
LH:5|----------a-----------d---|
LH:4|----------a---------------|
LH:3|----------------------d---|
LH:2|----a-----------a---------|

LH:7|--------d-----------------|
LH:6|--------d-----------------|
LH:5|--------------------c-dd-d|
LH:2|--------d-----------d-----|

LH:5|d-dc-dd-dd-dc-dc-dd-DD-DD-|
LH:2|------------------D-------|

LH:5|Dd-De-ee-eD-eD-e----------|
LH:2|----e-----------f----f----|
LH:1|----------------f----f----|

LH:2|--------------g----g------|
LH:1|--------------g----g------|

LH:2|------------D----D--------|
LH:1|------------D----D--------|

LH:3|----------d---------------|
LH:2|----------d---------------|

LH:5|--------c--c--f--c--c--f--|
LH:5|--------f--f--c--f--f--c--|
LH:4|--------F--F--F--F--F--F--|
LH:2|--------d--d--d--d--d--d--|

LH:5|c--c--g-----g-----g-----g-|
LH:5|f--f----------------------|
LH:4|F--F-----g-----g-----g----|
LH:2|d--d--g-------------------|
LH:1|------g-------------------|

LH:5|----g-----g-----g-----g---|
LH:4|-g-----g-----g-----g-----g|
LH:2|g--f--------------------f-|
LH:1|g--f--------------------f-|

LH:5|--g-----g-----g-----g-----|
LH:4|-----g-----g-----g-----g--|
LH:2|-e------------D-----------|
LH:1|-e------------D-----------|

LH:6|d--d--d--d--d--d--d--d----|
LH:5|a--a--a--a--a--D--D--a----|
LH:5|D--D--D--D--D--a--a--D----|
LH:2|b--b--b--b--b--b--b--b----|
LH:1|b--b--b--b--b--b--b--b----|

RH:4|--------------------g-e--g|
LH:4|--------------------g----c|
LH:4|--------------------c----g|
LH:3|--------d-----------a----a|
LH:2|--------------------a----a|

RH:4|--eg--a----gg-Fe-Fg--d-d--|
LH:4|---c-----c----c---g----g--|
LH:4|---g-----g----g---c----c--|
LH:3|---a-----a----a---g----g--|
LH:3|------------------c----c--|
LH:2|---a-----a--a--a----------|

RH:4|g--g--a--gg-Fe-Fg-d--d--g-|
LH:4|-c-----c----c---c----d---g|
LH:4|-g-----g----g---g----g---d|
LH:3|-c-----c--c-gc--g----g---g|
LH:3|-g-----g----d-------------|
LH:2|----------------g----g---g|

RH:4|-g-----g--Fe-FF--F--F--g--|
LH:4|-----d----d---d----d---d--|
LH:4|-----g----g---F----F---e--|
LH:4|-----------------------g--|
LH:3|-----g----g---a----a---b--|
LH:2|-----g--g-Fe-gd--d--e--e--|

RH:4|F--------------e--g--e-g--|
LH:4|---f--d-----g----g---c----|
LH:4|---d--f-----c----c---g----|
LH:4|---G--a-------------------|
LH:3|---b--a-----a----a---a----|
LH:2|f--f--F--g-ga----a---a----|

RH:4|a---g-Fe-Fg--e--g--e-g--a-|
LH:4|-c----c---g----c---c-----g|
LH:4|-g----g---c----g---g-----c|
LH:3|-a----a---g----g---g-----g|
LH:2|-a--a-b---g----g---g-----g|

RH:4|--------e-----g-----a-----|
LH:5|--------c--c--c--c--c--c--|
LH:4|----c---c--c--c--f--a--a--|
LH:4|----g---f--a--a--a--f--c--|
LH:4|--------a--f--f--c--c--f--|
LH:3|----g---------------------|
LH:2|--g-ag--f--f--f--f--f--f--|

RH:4|b-----e-----g-----a-----b-|
LH:5|c--c----------------------|
LH:4|c--f--c--g--e--e--c--c--e-|
LH:4|a--c--g--c--g--g--e--g--g-|
LH:4|f--a--e--e--c--c--g--e--c-|
LH:2|f--f--e--e--e--e--e--e--e-|

RH:4|---dd-----g-----a-----a---|
LH:4|-e--f--g--f--A--A--f--A--f|
LH:4|-c--g--f--g--f--f--g--g--g|
LH:4|-g--A--A--A--g--g--A--f--A|
LH:2|-e--A--A--A--A--A--A--A--A|

RH:4|-a---g-----------a--a-g--b|
LH:5|--D--D--g--g--a--D--g--g--|
LH:5|--F--F--D--D--D--a--D--D--|
LH:4|--b--b--b--b--b--b--b--b--|
LH:3|--b--b--a--a--g--g--F--F--|
LH:2|--b--b--a--a--g--g--F--F--|

RH:4|-----------bb-bb-ba-g--e--|
LH:6|------------------------e-|
LH:5|------a-----------------d-|
LH:5|------D-----------------b-|
LH:4|------b-------------------|
LH:2|------b-----------------e-|
LH:1|------b-------------------|

RH:4|-e-ee-F--g--ee-ee-F--g---e|
RH:3|-g-gg-a--b---------------g|
LH:6|-e--e--e--e--e--e--e--e--e|
LH:5|-d--b--d--b--d--b--d--b--b|
LH:5|-b--d--b--d--b--d--b--d--d|
LH:2|-e-------e---e-Fg-Fe--d--d|

RH:4|-ee-F--g--ee-ee-F--a---e-e|
RH:3|-gg-a--b---------------g-g|
LH:6|--e--e--e--e--e--e--e--e--|
LH:5|--d--b--b--b--d--d--b--d--|
LH:5|--b--d--d--d--b--b--d--b--|
LH:2|-------d---e-Fg-Fe--------|
LH:1|--------------------a--a--|

RH:4|-----c------------b--b--D-|
RH:4|------------------D--a--b-|
RH:4|e-F--a------------a--D--a-|
RH:3|g-a-----------------------|
LH:6|e--e--e--e--e--e----------|
LH:5|------------------F--a--F-|
LH:5|d--b--d--d--d--d--D--F--a-|
LH:5|b--d--b--b--b--b--a--D--D-|
LH:2|------------------b--b--b-|
LH:1|a----a---a--a--a--b--b--b-|

RH:4|-a--b---------------------|
RH:4|-b--a---------------------|
RH:4|-D--D---------------------|
LH:5|-a--F---------------------|
LH:5|-D--D-------------cD-eg-Fa|
LH:5|-F--a---------------------|
LH:4|----------------b---------|
LH:2|-b--b---------------------|
LH:1|-b--b---------------------|

RH:5|-------------e------------|
RH:4|----bb-ba-g---------------|
LH:5|-gb-----------------e-----|
LH:4|--b-----------------e-----|
LH:2|--b-----------------e-----|
LH:1|--b-----------------e-----|
Say My Name (Beetlejuice) Piano / Keyboard Easy Letter Notes for Beginners
Congratulations! You’ve now reached the end of our guide to playing Say My Name (Beetlejuice) on the piano. With the easy piano letter notes provided, you have everything you need to bring this beloved song to life, whether you’re practicing alone or performing for friends and family. Remember, learning piano is all about patience, practice, and passion. Take your time mastering each part of the song, and don’t worry if it doesn’t sound perfect at first—every great musician started somewhere!

As you become more comfortable, try experimenting with your own style and dynamics to make the song truly your own. And don’t forget, music is meant to be enjoyed, so celebrate your progress and have fun along the way.

If you enjoyed this tutorial, be sure to explore the rest of our collection of easy piano letter notes for more of your favorite songs. There’s always another melody waiting to be learned! Keep practicing, keep playing, and most importantly, keep sharing your love of music with the world. Happy playing!

Quick guide on how to read the letter notes

how to read and play the letter notes
Each group of letter notes is played from left to right, and vertical letters on the same column are played together.

The numbers in front of each line are the octave, each octave has an unique color so you can easily follow them.

Lowercase (a b c d e f g) letters are natural notes (white keys, a.k.a A B C D E F G ).
Uppercase (A C D F G) letters are the sharp notes (black keys a.k.a. A# C# D# F# G#), look at the image below to see where each letter note is on the piano keyboard.

The lines / dashes (-) between letters indicates timing to play the notes. Just listen to the audio file at the top of the post to figure out the time lenght of the dashes (usually 5-6 dashes is about 1 second)

RH / LH means Right Hand / Left Hand and it's mostly for people who play the piano, it tells them with what hand to play the lines. Also, if you want to play a easy version of the song, playing only the RH lines does exactly that, because on most songs RH notes are for melody and LH notes are for bass.
piano letters notation and octaves

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  1. [BETELGEUSE]
    You could use a buddy
    Don't you want a pal?
    "Yes I do! Yes I do!"
    Girl, the way I see it
    Your daddy should be leavin'
    And you should stick around

    (spoken)
    And kill him!

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    What?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Nothing.

    (sung)
    So, Lydia, don't end yourself
    Defend yourself
    Daddy is the one you should maim
    Together we'll exterminate, assassinate

    [LYDIA]
    No!

    [BETELGEUSE]
    The finer points can wait
    But first you gotta say my name!

    Go ahead and jump but that won't stop him
    Here you got a solid plan B option
    I can bring your daddy so much pain
    All you gotta do is say my name

    Girl, just say it three times in a row
    And you won't believe how far I'll go
    I'm on the bench, but Coach—
    Just put me in the game
    All you gotta do is say my name

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    I don't know your name.

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Well, I can't say it.

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    How 'bout a game of charades?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Yes, let's play it!

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Two words...

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Right.

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Second word?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Uh-huh.

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Drink?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    No.

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Beverage?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    No.

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Wine?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    No!

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Juice?!

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Yes!

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Okay. First word...

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Okay.

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Bug?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    No.

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Ant?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Close, but no.

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Beetle?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Yes!

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Beetle-juice?

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Wow, I'm impressed. And all you gotta do is say my name three times. Three times in a row, it must be spoken unbroken. Ready?

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Yeah...

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Okay, go.

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Betelgeuse...

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Yes...

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Betelgeuse...

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Yes...

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    Bee—

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Oh! Oh! This is gonna be so good!

    [LYDIA, spoken]
    —cause!

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    What?

    [LYDIA]
    You're so smart
    A stand-up bro
    I'll think about your offer
    Let you know
    But I prefer my chances down below
    Betelgeuse

    [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
    Yes!

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    1. [LYDIA]
      Betelgeuse

      [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
      Yes!

      [LYDIA]
      Being young and female
      Doesn't mean that I'm an easy mark
      I've been swimmin' with piranhas
      I don't need a shark
      Yes, life sucks
      But not that much
      Okay, Betelgeuse
      Betelgeuse
      Be a doll and spare the lecture

      [BETELGEUSE]
      I'm offering you a full-time specter

      [LYDIA]
      Are you any good?

      [BETELGEUSE]
      You betcha
      Trust me, baby!

      [LYDIA]
      I just met ya
      Really, it's a flattering offer

      [BETELGEUSE]
      Don't you wanna see Dad suffer?

      [LYDIA]
      I think I'd rather just jump off

      [BETELGEUSE]
      No!

      [LYDIA]
      I may be suicidal
      But Betelgeuse, it's not as if I've lost my mind

      [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
      So, playing hardball, huh? You are tougher than you look.

      [LYDIA, spoken]
      Just wanna make sure I know who I'm working with. Got any references?

      [BARBARA, spoken]
      Lydia, there you are!

      [ADAM, spoken]
      Are you alright?

      [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
      A-Dog, B-Town, my old pals!

      [ADAM, spoken]
      Get away from her! Lydia, this is a dangerously unstable individual.

      [BETELGEUSE possesses BARBARA and ADAM.]

      [BARBARA]
      Betelgeuse is sexy!

      [ADAM]
      Betelgeuse is smart!

      [BARBARA & ADAM]
      BJ is a graduate of Juilliard!
      He can help
      We found him on Yelp
      Our troubles all ended on the day that we befriended him
      Every word is the truth
      Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse, Betelgeuse!

      [BARBARA, spoken]
      What the heck was that?

      [ADAM, spoken]
      So violating!

      [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
      There you go, kid. Couple of five-star reviews.

      [LYDIA, spoken]
      What was that?

      [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
      That was possession. Any ghost can do that in less than one lesson.

      [LYDIA, spoken]
      Any ghost?

      [BETELGEUSE, spoken]
      Pretty much, any ghost'll do, sure.

      [LYDIA, spoken]
      Then, Betelgeuse... what do I need you for?

      [BETELGEUSE]
      Whoa, whoa
      Whoa whoa whoa!
      Hold up! Hold up, girl!
      I'm your pal
      They're sweet, but I'm a demon straight from Hell
      I know, I went a little hard on the sell
      But we're BF-F-F-F's forever!

      [LYDIA pushes BETELGEUSE off of the roof of the house.]
      Agh!

      [ADAM & BARBARA, spoken]
      Lydia!

      [LYDIA, spoken]
      What? He was already dead. And you heard what he said, any ghost can do that possession stuff.

      (sung)
      We don't need that demon
      The three of us alone can wreck dad's evening
      Together we can make a grown man weep
      Guys, I got a dinner date to keep

      [ADAM, spoken]
      Okay, so what's the plan?

      [LYDIA (ADAM & BARBARA)]
      Teach dad a lesson
      He's gonna freak when we possess him
      So, he wants the perfect daughter
      I'll lead that lamb to slaughter
      Yeah, I got game!
      I'm gonna make him say my name
      (Make him say your name)
      I'll make him say my name
      (Make him say your name)
      I'll make him say my name
      (Make him say your name)
      Not running away!
      I'll make him say my name!

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